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Museums of the Strange

No Such Thing As A Fish runs on the kind of fact you'd find on a museum label nobody else reads. Here are the institutions the panel keeps wandering into — the grand, the niche, and the gloriously specific.

30 places in this collection

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    Natural History Museummuseum · United Kingdom

    Peter Whitehead who was working in the Natural History Museum and he was a biologist and he was just obsessed with finding this picture of this herring.

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    British Museummuseum · United Kingdom

    I took Craig Glende, who is the Guinness World Records Editor-in-Chief, to the British Museum to meet the world's oldest ghost to give it a Guinness World Record.

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    Science Museummuseum · United Kingdom

    It was built in 1928 and there's a campaign the Science Museum are launching to rebuild it.

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    American Museum of Natural Historymuseum · United States

    He was at the American Museum of Natural History, and he came across some bones in the ethnographic department, which was his father's skeleton, which Peary had simply sold to the museum as a kind of display piece.

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    National GalleryUnited Kingdom

    All the art of the National Gallery was sent to a cave in Wales.

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    Disgusting Food Museummuseum · Sweden

    The Disgusting Food Museum in Malmö, Sweden collects food that is utterly horrible.

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    Icelandic Penis Museummuseum · Iceland

    Can I just interject here to say how angry I was that you chose the one week I was away to discuss the Icelandic Penis Museum?

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    Poundland Museummuseum · United Kingdom

    Keith Smith, who set up Poundland with his son, came back to England and bought a house — Luddstone Hall.

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    Imperial War Museummuseum · United Kingdom

    The Imperial War Museum has an amazing page all about the various different Hobart's Funnies and all about the different weird things they could do.

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    National Rail Museummuseum · United Kingdom

    The National Rail Museum in York has a collection of 610 model railway vehicles all made by the same man, who was called James Peel Richards, 1902 to 99.

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    Titanic Museummuseum · United States

    Three people were recently hospitalised after being hit by an iceberg at a Titanic Museum.

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    Bible Walk Museummuseum · United States

    The problem that the Bible Walk Museum has is that they don't like people liking that.

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    V&A Museummuseum · United Kingdom

    The V&A Museum did a Titanic exhibit, and apparently this book, Titan, was on the Titanic as part of the reading library.

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    Museum of Modern ArtUnited States

    The Museum of Modern Art in New York has had a few of these over the years.

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    British LibraryUnited Kingdom

    The British Library has a collection of over 60 million newspapers and none of them can catch fire.

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    Museum of LondonUnited Kingdom

    The Museum of London has a few relics from the execution of Charles I, including a shirt that belonged to Charles — all his bits of clothing were torn off him and handed round.

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    British Motor MuseumUnited Kingdom

    The smelliest car at the British Motor Museum belongs to Queen Elizabeth II.

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    New York Public LibraryUnited States

    In 1938, Cab Calloway published Cab Calloway's Cat-A-Log, A Hepster's Dictionary, which was the first dictionary written by an African American, and it was the Jive Language Reference Book of the New York Public Library.

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    Ashmolean MuseumUnited Kingdom

    His name is Robert Plott, a founding curator at the Ashmolean Museum.

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    American MuseumUnited States

    This museum, the American Museum, it sounds amazing.

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    Horniman MuseumUnited Kingdom

    The Horniman Museum in South London weren't getting emails for ages.

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    Spam MuseumUnited States

    They went to the Spam Museum — is it Minnesota?

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    National Portrait GalleryUnited Kingdom

    One of the suffragettes, Anne Hunt, walked into the National Portrait Gallery and stopped in front of a portrait of Thomas Carlyle, painted by Millais, and she slashed it.

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    Lyme Regis MuseumUnited Kingdom

    The Lyme Regis Museum, you can go and learn some stuff about Mary Anning, and it is in the place where she was born.

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    Seattle AquariumUnited States

    In 2015, Seattle Aquarium had a Valentine's event — in fact, they have this every year — where you can watch octopuses have sex.

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    FIFA MuseumSwitzerland

    I think it's in the FIFA Museum — they took it for the FIFA Museum for a year.

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    Lawnmower MuseumFrance

    The other significant thing about the Lawnmower Museum is that it's upstairs.

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    Hat MuseumFrance

    I went to the Hat Museum in Stockport and they reckon that one of the reasons that hats went out of fashion is because of the motor car, because you couldn't wear it inside the car because the roof was too low.

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    Abba MuseumSweden

    I was busy dancing with holograms of Abba at the Abba Museum.

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    Academy of SciencesFrance

    In 1850, the Academy of Sciences in France was considering an idea for a suspension bridge between England and France, going from Dover to Calais.

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