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Dreaming Spires & Odd Academies

Where the facts are manufactured. Oxbridge, the Ivy League and the research labs the show loves to quote — the institutions that exist to know things, which is rather the point.

28 places in this collection

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    Cambridge UniversityUnited Kingdom

    Cambridge University asked Prince Philip to defend his honour by playing them at Tiddlywinks, and Prince Philip wrote back saying, very politely, "I'd absolutely love to, bit busy, but perhaps I could nominate…

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    Oxford UniversityUnited Kingdom

    On the Bayeux Tapestry, you can tell how important someone is by the size of their horse's penis.

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    HarvardUnited States

    There was a study in 1973 at Harvard and they got some cheetahs and they flew them over to Harvard and they made them run on treadmills with thermometers stuck up their bums.

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    University of CaliforniaUnited States

    Helen Gilkey was the first woman to receive a PhD in botany at the University of California in Berkeley.

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    University of EdinburghUnited Kingdom

    In 2017, some scientists at the University of Edinburgh found a huge amount of helium in the middle of Scotland.

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    Duke UniversityUnited States

    The family minister wrote to a parapsychology lab at Duke University when the boy was 14 years old, so 1949, and said that his bed shook when he was in it.

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    Cornell UniversityUnited States

    Researchers at Cornell University in New York looked at his papers, and they knew which ones were fake and which ones the data was fake and which it was real.

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    University of GlasgowUnited Kingdom

    There were more than 20,000 miniature soldiers at the University of Glasgow and they replayed the Battle of Waterloo on a 192-square-metre historical map.

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    Imperial CollegeUnited Kingdom

    At Imperial College in London, they've started deliberately making mosquitoes with fluorescent testicles.

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    PrincetonUnited States

    In 1927, Princeton's internal newspaper, the Daily Princeton, revealed that the university was going to begin admitting women.

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    Columbia UniversityUnited States

    There was a psychologist from Columbia University who said that crossword puzzles satisfied the 45 fundamental desires of the human species.

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    StanfordUnited States

    He was also a Tory MP for or Stanford.

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    Stanford UniversityUnited States

    One of the leading theories is that in 1971 and 1972, a first transaction was made between students at Stanford University and MIT, and they were selling weed to each other.

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    Wheaton CollegeUnited States

    It was auctioned off and taken to a place called Wheaton College.

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    University of ManchesterUnited Kingdom

    There was a study by the University of Manchester which took pillows which had been used for various lengths of time, and they found several thousand spores of fungus per gram of pillow.

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    University of LeicesterUnited Kingdom

    Joe Appleby at the University of Leicester looked at the bones and saw that Richard the Third got fucked up when he got killed.

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    University of British ColumbiaCanada

    The University of British Columbia has an official A-Lab, which is their syntax of speech lab — it's where you go if you want to study the linguistics of that kind of thing, and it's called the A-Lab.

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    Princeton UniversityUnited States

    Some guys at Princeton University, Paul Elson and Morgan Tingley, decided that they wanted to do a survey and see how many mountains do in fact have pointy peaks.

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    University of ChicagoUnited States

    Scientists at the University of Chicago have developed a prototype app designed for cannabis users so they can determine whether or not they are actually high.

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    University of TokyoJapan

    In 2008, researchers at the University of Tokyo teamed up with Japan's origami airplane association.

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    University of SheffieldUnited Kingdom

    They were at the University of Sheffield.

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    Washington State UniversityUnited States

    Because you can patent an apple, every time someone buys one of these, a bit of the money goes to Washington State University, because they were the people who cross-bred it.

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    University College LondonUnited Kingdom

    There was one person at University College London who left the job — I think they retired.

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    University of TexasUnited States

    It was a new study by a guy called Josh Malone, who was at the Jackson School of Geosciences at the University of Texas in Austin.

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    University of BirminghamUnited Kingdom

    There was a meta-analysis of 785 academic studies done by the University of Birmingham and they found that laughter can cause fainting, asthma, headaches, incontinence, dislocated jaw, infectious diseases.

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    Exeter UniversityUnited Kingdom

    The professor of geology at Exeter University is called Dr.

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    Brown UniversityUnited States

    It was just created at Brown University to piss off their fellow students.

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    Lancaster UniversityUnited Kingdom

    This all comes from a thing called the Spoken British National Corpus of 2014, and that's done by Cambridge University Press and Lancaster University.

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